Today

1. RT @ghalfacree: The current episode of NCIS on FX uses Tom Lehrer's Chemical Element Song as a major plot device. This pleases me. [Beardy]

   3h ago via Twitter

Yesterday

1. RT @deathboyuk: Sick of reading the press regurgitating the government's plaintive cry "wikileaks put our troops in danger". NO. *YOU* did. [Beardy]

   3:46pm via Twitter

July 27th

1. RT @gilesgoatboy: http://www.last.fm/robots.txt [Beardy]

   10:32pm via Twitter

2. RT @onecondoms: We’re rewarding 1 lucky @onecondoms follower a year’s supply of condoms on Friday. RT this to enter. [Beardy]

   10:30pm via Twitter

3. Is it just me who really doesn't give a toss about Starcraft? [Beardy]

   5:11pm via Twitter

4. Surprised that Royal Fail's tracking facility claims my package is 'out for delivery' at this hour, as it was when I checked at lunch. [Beardy]

   11:20pm via Twitter

July 25th

1. Wow. Absolutely adored #Sherlock. Best thing on TV this year, apart from that other @steven_moffat thing. [Beardy]

   9:32pm via Twitter

2. RT @steven_moffat: Sherlock is on at 9.00pm tonight on BBC1 - I've been too modest to mention it thus far. [Beardy]

   7:13pm via Twitter

3. Well, BH was supposed to be the warmup for a night of gaming, but ended up being all I played. And bloody hell, is that the time. Whoops. [Beardy]

   2:53am via Twitter

4. I've been playing Beat Hazard for about 2 hours so far. Got half the Steam achievements and ranked up to Captain. Safe to say I like it. [Beardy]

   11:02pm via Twitter

July 24th

1. Night of gaming has so far been spent cultivating epilepsy - or to put it accurately, playing Beat Hazard with some disco in a dark room. [Beardy]

   9:27pm via Twitter

2. Eating dinner with family at the table, but since they insist on having Alan Carr on the radio, I've put my headphones on. [Beardy]

   6:32pm via Twitter

3. I've been so very busy lately I've not played a game in like a month. So fuck it. This is my day off. Who's up for a game of something? [Beardy]

   5:37pm via Twitter

4. Though the notion of a free BBC app damaging the rest of the market is nonsense. I still have 11 other news apps and will still use them. [Beardy]

   12:05am via Twitter

5. Wow. The BBC News app is quite impressively good. May even surpass my previous favourite news app (Guardian). [Beardy]

   12:03am via Twitter

July 23rd

1. Remind me never to come here again. Ever. [Beardy]

   1:18pm via Twitter

2. I appear to be in Driffield. Quite why, I'm not entirely sure. [Beardy]

   12:51pm via Twitter

July 22nd

1. LOL, minor logic glitch in my Core Graphics code here. http://twitpic.com/27mp5i [Beardy]

   6:09pm via Twitter

2. 

   Shared 2 photos.

   6:09pm via TwitPic

3. Have just returned from the post office, where I've sent off the forms for company registration. Huzzah. It's a good afternoon. [Beardy]

   3:18pm via Twitter

4. RT @Boris: Quora wants me to change the QuoraStats.com name. Twitter allows us to use TwitterCounter. Quora doesn't want to go there. [Beardy]

   12:39pm via Twitter

5. And one I didn't screencap, but would totally play if it existed - Trivial Pursuit and Zombies. [Beardy]

   12:30pm via Twitter

6. The label on this app icon creates some amusing juxtaposition possibilities. http://twitpic.com/27jxu5 [Beardy]

   12:21pm via Twitter

July 21st

1. It's ridiculous how much more I smoke when I'm programming. Can't concentrate without it. [Beardy]

   4:45pm via Twitter

2. Dad: "Can you spot what's going wrong here?" Me: "Yes, you've typed an email address into your web browser." Nurse! [Beardy]

   9:00am via Twitter

July 20th

1. TfL are having a laugh with their licensing fees. £1500 to put a tube map in my app? Maybe not then, eh. [Beardy]

   7:03pm via Twitter

2. Starting to realise the sheer magnitude of the project I'm working on. Oh well, might be finished by christmas. [Beardy]

   4:53pm via Twitter

July 19th

1. Quite surprised to find an episode of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue from 1985 on iPlayer. [Beardy]

   1:30pm via Twitter

July 18th

1. Why does my brain think this is an appropriate time to wake up? Stupid brain. [Beardy]

   3:46am via Twitter

July 17th

1. Tainted Knob #changelovetoknobsongs #shouldprobablyseeadoctoraboutthat [Beardy]

   9:07pm via Twitter

2. ... for the iPhone app I'm working on. However I've written it down and will see if it still makes sense tomorrow. Alcohol and C do not mix. [Beardy]

   8:26pm via Twitter

3. I have discovered that old writer's conceit of alcoholic inspiration. Albeit for programming. After five pints I've had a *genius* idea... [Beardy]

   8:24pm via Twitter

4. We're making a summer bonfire. At the pub. Waiting to be escorted from the premises. http://twitpic.com/267urp [Beardy]

   7:37pm via Twitter

5. 

   Shared Beardy: http://twitpic.com/267urp We're making a summer bonfire. At the pub. Waiting to be escorted from the premises..

   7:37pm via TwitPic

6. Heading out for yet more drinks with the delightful @harmonyhex despite having had no sleep whatsoever. Larks! [Beardy]

   3:04pm via Twitter

7. Can't help but notice it hasn't rained at all since I brought the laundry in from the rain. Fuck you too, weather. [Beardy]

   12:38pm via Twitter

8. Giving actual, serious, proper consideration to how much my only real PC (yes, the time machine) would fetch on eBay. [Beardy]

   8:26am via Twitter

9. BOFH: Little ups and downs • The Register

   3:56am via Facebook

July 16th

1. RT @seldo: In a brilliant move, Apple announces that it will be sourcing raw material for the millions of new cases by skimming the Gulf ... [Beardy]

   10:23pm via Twitter

2. Oh and there's the server rack in the corner of my room, for completion's sake. No idea what that's doing. Running Skynet, for all I know. [Beardy]

   5:21am via Twitter

3. ... laptop is showing me news, iPhone is providing streaming music, GP2X in my hands playing Sonic. If you were wondering. [Beardy]

   5:14am via Twitter

4. I love living in the future. I have three computing devices about my person, despite the fact that I'm in bed. [Beardy]

   5:13am via Twitter

July 15th

1. Oh, new iPhone SDK as well. Still no Xcode 4 though, grr. [Beardy]

   7:19pm via Twitter

2. Ah, splendid. iOS 4.0.1 now on my iPhone 3GS, to fix the reception issues I wasn't having. Erm, alrighty. [Beardy]

   6:59pm via Twitter

3. iphone 4 bumpers - the shocking flaw : ryan mcmanus's blog : : the barbarian group

   12:36am via Facebook

July 14th

1. For those not watching BBC news, he just came out of his hole to tell us the England team lost cos they didn't play very well. Very astute. [Beardy]

   5:28pm via Twitter

2. What actually is the point of David Beckham? [Beardy]

   5:24pm via Twitter

3. Correction: thunderstorm. [Beardy]

   4:57pm via Twitter

4. It's quite an optimistic ice cream van driver who comes by playing his music during a torrential rain storm. [Beardy]

   4:55pm via Twitter

5. Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first? [Beardy]

   1:02am via Twitter

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